goatse fun (not what you think)

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:49 am

i just found this image (above) on the intarnet, guess what is happening.

rofl..

it's priceless, this is like one of those pictures that everyone sees, nods and says "haha, oh yeah, i've been there".

for the uninitiatied: goatse is a picture, a horrible horrible picture, it's from the depths of the internet older than time itself. i shall not link it here, it scars you mind, but after the initial shock horror (can last weeks) it's just funny. yet it must be seen in a lifetime to fully experience "the internet".

i hereby raise my cup to goatse. the only REAL way to hurt people across the internet.
the website it was hosted on is alas, recently gone.
yet goatse will always live on. everytime you see a twitching screaming person running around with forks in their eyes... you will know that the spirit of goatse lives on.

*thumps chest*

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:03 am

Rofl.

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:04 am

I think the dude on the left is a bit excited.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:11 am

Giggled.....Roid, you are becoming a bit of fresh air.......it's time this place was dusted a bit.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:17 am

They have a computer in the garage?

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:31 am

they were having a lan. i grabbed the pic from an online album and cleaned it up a bit, it was entitled "goatse newbie.jpg".

aw thx FC

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:04 am

They were probably laughing cus the guy was using a Gateway.

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:23 am

oh i don't think the guy on the left is laughing.

i think he's screaming.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:39 pm

I think he's eating his hand.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:59 pm

Actually, goatse does live on. You'll have to find it yourself though cuz I'm not posting the URL to it.

DarkFlameWolf · Post by **DarkFlameWolf** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:09 pm

yeah, some people always trick me into going there. But by this time, I'm no longer phased by it anymore.

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:01 pm

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:21 am

Pardon my utter Internet ignorance, but what in the name of all that is good is Goatse? Even more importantly, do I really want to know? This is the first time I've seen you people truly scared of something, so I'm guessing it's pretty bad.

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:36 pm

Look it up on altavista images. You be warned though.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:40 pm

Top Gun wrote:Pardon my utter Internet ignorance, but what in the name of all that is good is Goatse? Even more importantly, do I really want to know? This is the first time I've seen you people truly scared of something, so I'm guessing it's pretty bad.

Ohh, for those with fragile minds, it will warp them considerably. However, seeing as I've seen far worse (used to visit rotten regularly), it doesn't even phase me anymore.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:08 pm

I made the mistake of looking it up.

Utterly nasty. I only saw one of the images for about half a second, but I think it burned itself onto my retina. Time to call up the good ol' therapist.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:26 pm

Top Gun wrote:I made the mistake of looking it up.

Utterly nasty. I only saw one of the images for about half a second, but I think it burned itself onto my retina. Time to call up the good ol' therapist.

hahah

If you think goatse is bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Check out rotten dot com.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:46 pm

ah yes, rotten.com...now that brings back some seriously disturbing memories as a net n00b as well

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:37 pm

You guys remember that fat black woman singing Milkshake that was posted here a while ago?

I watched that four times. And each time, it somehow got funnier.

On another, more mature board I frequent, we have a game that we play. You post the name of an image file as the title (ie hotchick.jpg), and than in the post there's either:

1) the most horrible thing you've ever imagined.
2) the best thing you've ever imagined (pr0n galore!)

We should start an 18+ forum here and start doing that, the game roolz

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:36 pm

"On another, more mature board I frequent..."

The word MATURE is used loosely I'm sure

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:26 am

Vertigo 99 wrote:You guys remember that fat black woman singing Milkshake that was posted here a while ago?

I watched that four times. And each time, it somehow got funnier.

i cant believe you admitted that. you really enjoy that type of thing then eh?

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:45 am

Watching SP sing and jiggle in Milkshake was cute until she grabbed ankles and did that manuver...well then it was REPULSIVE

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:34 pm

Sting_Ray wrote:"On another, more mature board I frequent..."

The word MATURE is used loosely I'm sure

Very loosely, obviously.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:35 pm

BUBBALOU wrote:Watching SP sing and jiggle in Milkshake was cute until she grabbed ankles and did that manuver...well then it was REPULSIVE

I didn't even get that far before I closed MP6.4