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Shortest Books in Descent Multiplayer History

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Before anyone gets miffed over these, they're all in good fun :) Feel free to add your own

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Etiquette in the Mines : When to avoid Spawnkilling and Typekilling

-authored by Behemoth

CTF and you : How to cap more flags than DT

-authored by Lothar, forward by Grendel

3 Easy steps to avoid Mothing

-authored by SickOne, illustrated by Bagheera

Walking Away : How to retire from the game and stay retired gracefully

-authored by Ryujin, forward by Sergeant Thorne

Posting With Purpose

-co-authored by TheWhat & Bubbalou

Avoid living in the past : A simple guide to nutting up and playing the game

-authored by Krom

The Wide World of Levels beyond Indika 3

-authored by Darktalyn, audio book narrated by LEON

Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil
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heh!
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My only contact with Truckstop Whurkers and Friggin' Creationists: The DBB
authored by: Duh Brudders (audio book by me)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3908663/Descent ... 0Blues.mp3
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More "Shortest Ever":

UnCentrism - Learning to Value the Methods and Styles Other Than One's Own

- DarkTalyn


My Love Affair With The Black Pyro

- Foil

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Darktalyn1 wrote:Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil
Hehe! I feel loved. :lol:

BTW, I love Tri-Fusion (I just don't enjoy pop-a-shot levels like BI3). Ever met my FoilTanker pilot? 8)
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You seem to have the wrong title for me... should be

3 ways to Moth, Eat, and Die by Fusion

ooops this would be a very long book...
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sorry
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Remember, these are the shortest books ever written.

Here's some more -

Great Alternatives to flying the Skipnix

-authored by Warpig.

My personal experiences with Low Ping

-authored by Mobius

It's only a game - Learning to control your temper

-authored by Sandmann
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Diversity of styles: How to use other tactics than running.

By ouch, foreword by Canuck

:D

Diversity of styles 2:

Darktalyn gives a deep analysis on different game mods such as CTF and Entropy and how you will benefit from them.

8)
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42 (The meaning of life)
By Zaphod
It's never good to wake up in the shrubs naked, you either got way too drunk, or your azz is a werewolf.

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All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky
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I think people in here aren't getting the \"Shortest Books Ever\" theme, DT. :roll:

P.S. TheWhat, you can name me. I don't mind. This thread is 'in good fun'. ;)
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TheWhat wrote:All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky
Yeah, some of these would be incredibly long...
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How to sound like your not whining while whining about all the whining
by TehWhat
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How to continually get gang raped by other pilots and maintain your manhood.
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Okay, some folks (edit: only referring to a couple guys in here) still don't get it.

\"SHORTEST\"!!

That means the titles should be the opposite of what you're saying, okay?

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Like:

Things I Hate About Anarchy
-by Darktalyn

This qualifies as a \"shortest book\", because he clearly does not hate anarchy.

...Get it?
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Jeez Foil I understood that. I was just trying like heck to call TheWhat a whiner :P
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No…explain it again, please.
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Sorry, flip. I was referring to some others in here.

I suppose I should add this to the \"shortest\" list now:

The Art Of Maintaining Composure in DBB Descent Threads
- illustrated by Foil

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Anarchy Etiquette of Online Gaming
- by Foil

Run, Chuck and Skip the Effects of Wireless and Loss
- Author- Cannuck, prelude by Bagheera

Living the Alias Life
- by Weedhopper

Trigger Taping and the Microwave
- by Samus

I seem to have a better workout dodging your stupidity than attempting to grasp the weight of your intelligence.
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D3 multiplayer: How to win in anarchy.

By Mr.Obs
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How to use audio taunts in 3 easy steps
- Dadas :D
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Delusional Whining and Moaning About Connects
-By Bubbalou
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No, It's...

Mastering The Nuances of Internet Gameplay
- by Bubbalou, forward by Neo/Samus, preface by Barry
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you guys still do not get it

I seem to have a better workout dodging your stupidity than attempting to grasp the weight of your intelligence.
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The fine art of missile placement
- By the [BOZ] bots

Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Classy responses to opponents' effective moves
- By Tiger

Camping to rack up kills in CTF
- By BottleRocket
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Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Now that is funny sh#t !!!
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Online books.
F8, Connecting people.
10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.
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LEON wrote:10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.
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How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat
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Heretic wrote:How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat
Weak; if you are going to go that route then you need something like:

Ten easy approaches to have reasonable and intelligent discourse online.
by TheWhat.

Or:

The beginners guide to avoid political extremism.
by Woodchip, co authored by Bettina, foreword by ThunderBunny.
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