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TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:33 am

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Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:52 pm

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:33 am

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[edit]Oh, I guess I don't apply

Anyone who has difficulty distinguishing reality from fantasy should NOT use this service.

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Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:36 pm

snoopy wrote:
Birdseye wrote:A lot of guys report being a chick magnet when they have a girlfriend, but then can't get any when they're single. It's the attitude projected. When you have a girlfriend, (hopefully) you are not trying to pick up chicks and maybe you are a tad flirty but you treat everyone much more the same.
Alot of times knowing that you have a girlfriend will make women go after you more/want you more - people want what they can't have.

Nothing like the good ol' wedding ring trick, except for when you're 18 I guess.

BTW, for those wondering, I'm thinking the 3 seconds rule has something to do with putting a much needed time limit on cheesy pickup lines.