You know you've been programming too long when

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:00 am

you find statements like these funny:

#define Â¬ !

That's alt+0172 in case you were wondering.

... I really need to take a day off. This'll be my 5th weekend straight of working.

(and yes, I know #define Â¬ ~ is technically more correct)

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:14 am

hahahahahahahaha

I have no f*cking idea what that means but I bet it's really funny. Rock on man!

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:55 am

You know you've been programming too long when you start looking for funny things in your code.

Or, when you start laughing at regular expressions because you think they're comic-book cursing.

Kyouryuu · Post by **Kyouryuu** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:56 am

When your car's license plate reads:

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:57 am

DCrazy wrote:Or, when you start laughing at regular expressions because you think they're comic-book cursing.

The other way around is even more scary

aldel · Post by **aldel** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:05 am

Speaking of funny macro definitions, I saw this one once:

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#define INFINITY 100

MehYam · Post by **MehYam** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:43 pm

Stop using #define's. It's practices like that that keep you working weekends.

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:19 pm

PROGRAM reply
DO 10, I=1,10
PRINT *,'you know you,ve been programming too long when you give replys like this'
10 CONTINUE
STOP
END

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:23 pm

MehYam wrote:Stop using #define's. It's practices like that that keep you working weekends.

I can attest to that...

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:39 pm

On Error Goto Hell

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:18 pm

print ("Hello World/n") or die "Goodbye Cruel World./n";

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:05 am

5th weekend straight - that is weak man...

Young guys have no idea...

i have taken a total of 5 days in the last 45 months.

quit whining and get back work

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:15 am

Sickone wrote:quit whining and get back work

Dude, I'm a freakin intern. Not salaried. And I mean I haven't taken the weekend off in the past month and a half.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 am

j00 = "fag0t";

"Error - Line 1: Your freakin gay. (/path/to/your/mums/testicles.php)"

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:22 am

Yes, that has got to be the funnAyest thing evAr!

(The above statement is false)

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:04 pm

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0

0 rows returned

*JBOMB* · Post by ***JBOMB*** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:31 pm

LOL @ testi