Today, President George W. Bush announced his upcoming military plans for 2004. "We're gonna put the smackdown on them candyass Descent players. We plan to provide them with
Shock & Awe ™ and then we're gonna go totally postal on 'em."
A spokeperson for the International Descent community was approached, refused to answer questions except to say, "Tanks and Pyros: 1, Whitehouse: 0"
