HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S OK TO BE ALONE!
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:02 pm
heh.
in my 32 years in this mortal coil i have seen some things. i wasn't playing pyroglyphic and chatting about frozen turkeys my whole life. i have had some new years blowouts.
tonight my phone ringer is turned off.
for those of us that are not married and or with a girlfriend (hehe). i say that it is ok to be alone with your right hand!
i want to make this clear... real clear.
1 new years eve alone is fine... but 5 in a row is a problem... got it?
new years eve is the the easiest excuse of the year to find a cheap shag. it doesn't take much... just shudap most of the night, don't be falling over drunk, and ask that one who (REALLY) made eye contact if she would like:
"a kiss at midnight?" <--- i know it's cheesy but it works if you look your best and leave out all commentary about SCSI drives and MB upgrades and focus on the NOW. try talking about the most shallow topic (not weather) you can find... and make it an art museum. "that neon is kinda perty... reminds me of home... etc.." <--- just stay away from the negative!
most likely you have landed "the lonely woman who spends her time watching Law and Order"... so mother fucker you bes make sure your apartment is clean!
after that i cannot help you.
i hope you are not the suck in bed no rhythm having guy. If it comes down to oralâ?¦ do the â??ABCâ??sâ?
in my 32 years in this mortal coil i have seen some things. i wasn't playing pyroglyphic and chatting about frozen turkeys my whole life. i have had some new years blowouts.
tonight my phone ringer is turned off.
for those of us that are not married and or with a girlfriend (hehe). i say that it is ok to be alone with your right hand!
i want to make this clear... real clear.
1 new years eve alone is fine... but 5 in a row is a problem... got it?
new years eve is the the easiest excuse of the year to find a cheap shag. it doesn't take much... just shudap most of the night, don't be falling over drunk, and ask that one who (REALLY) made eye contact if she would like:
"a kiss at midnight?" <--- i know it's cheesy but it works if you look your best and leave out all commentary about SCSI drives and MB upgrades and focus on the NOW. try talking about the most shallow topic (not weather) you can find... and make it an art museum. "that neon is kinda perty... reminds me of home... etc.." <--- just stay away from the negative!
most likely you have landed "the lonely woman who spends her time watching Law and Order"... so mother fucker you bes make sure your apartment is clean!
after that i cannot help you.
i hope you are not the suck in bed no rhythm having guy. If it comes down to oralâ?¦ do the â??ABCâ??sâ?