Repo Man wrote:We should buy a DVD of
Arachnophobia. Then tie Roid down and make him watch it. We can also prop his eyes open ala
Clockwork Orange.

You know, this is funny. The spiders in Arachnophobia are from New Zealand. NZ has only one poisonous spider in the whole damn country, and it is just about extinct. The Katipo Spider is related to the Aussie Redback, but it lives in sand dunes, usually in the base of tussock grasses. Dad and I used to search for them when I was little, but we never found one.
The actual spider they used in the movie is completely harmless - just quite leggy - and I uess that's why they chose it.
I'm not afraid of spiders at all, I quite like them in fact. When you are outside, it's almost impossible to be further than 1 metre away from a spider, and my garden has thousands of 'em!
When I was small, my next door neighbour had a collection of dead spiders pinned out in drawers like in a museum. She was well known as a spider collector, and whenever one would turn up in a shipment of bananas or something, the port authorities would call her and she'd go down and get it. She had ones as big as an alien face-hugger.
Our property bordered on about 20 acres of vacant land with trees, a creek and loads of great spider hidey places, so we'd have hours of fun watching them build webs, wrap insects up and eat them.
I guess that's why I'm not afraid of them.